me: (worries about all the things I haven’t done yet)
me: (still doesn’t do them)
If we were dating I'd give you one of those 50 cent plastic rings from those machine things and we'd go out for ice cream at midnight and watch movies all night long on weekends and regret it in the morning and we'd catch leaves in the fall and chase geese at parks and I'd hold your hand and we'd cuddle a lot
Oh my goooood anon this is the cutest freaking thing! <33333333
Sherlock and Jim dancing an Argentine tango. Look one up on YouTube. It’d be INCREDIBLE.
"Could you possibly try to be a little quieter?"Mmm, that's not what you were saying last night, darling.""Oh, so you could still hear me with your head between my legs? Good to know, then."
Can we please start an “inappropriate boner Moran” tag in which we post inappropriate moments Moran has probably got a hard on in? Because I really really want this to be a thing..
Petition to then turn ‘inappropriate boner Moran’ into a picture book
*ahem* inappropriate boner Moran pop up book